Ok, brace yourself for some finality. Here are the 18 GSOAT, up to the end of Season 12
In no particular order:
- Richard Hatch - Borneo - the original player
- Colleen - Borneo - first love is never forgotten
- Greg - Borneo - the first to subvert the game
- Colby - Outback - so strong, yet such a poor strategist
- Tina - Outback - totally outplayed Colby
- Elisabeth - The Outback - America's favourite footwear designer
- Tom - Africa - Big Tom the goat farmer
- Ethan - Africa - possibly the coolest player ever
- Frank - Africa - a gun-nut and a loner. Who wouldn't love him!
- Brian - Thailand - a manipulative used-car salesman slash actor
- Robb - Thailand - easily the dumbest Survivor ever. The guy who brought a skateboard to a desert island
- Matthew - The Amazon - a very very strange guy
- Sandra - Pearl Islands - a worthy winner
- Jonny Fairplay - Pearl Islands - he changed the way the game was played. The first to combine Survivor with the strategy of a pro-wrestling villain
- Rupert - Pearl Islands - a sentimental favourite. Picks himself.
- Shane - Exile Island - the most maniacal player ever
- Cerie - Exile Island - a brilliant strategist
- Terry - Exile Island - he played a strong, strong game
Honourable mentions: Kelly cuckoo! cuckoo! (Borneo) - , Shi-Ann (Thailand), Lex (Africa), Brandon (Africa), Darrah (Pearl Islands), Ryan S (Pearl Islands), Dolly the Sheep Farmer (Vanuatu), Chris (Vanuatu), Gary sshhh don't tell anyone I played football (Guetamala), Lydia (Guetamala), Judd the objectionable (Guatemala), Bruce the sensei (Exile Island)
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Correction - Brian from Thailand was "a manipulative used-car salesman slash PORN actor"
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