Friday, June 30, 2006

GSOAT: The Greatest Survivors Of All Time



































Ok, brace yourself for some finality. Here are the 18 GSOAT, up to the end of Season 12

In no particular order:

  • Richard Hatch - Borneo - the original player
  • Colleen - Borneo - first love is never forgotten
  • Greg - Borneo - the first to subvert the game
  • Colby - Outback - so strong, yet such a poor strategist
  • Tina - Outback - totally outplayed Colby
  • Elisabeth - The Outback - America's favourite footwear designer
  • Tom - Africa - Big Tom the goat farmer
  • Ethan - Africa - possibly the coolest player ever
  • Frank - Africa - a gun-nut and a loner. Who wouldn't love him!
  • Brian - Thailand - a manipulative used-car salesman slash actor
  • Robb - Thailand - easily the dumbest Survivor ever. The guy who brought a skateboard to a desert island
  • Matthew - The Amazon - a very very strange guy
  • Sandra - Pearl Islands - a worthy winner
  • Jonny Fairplay - Pearl Islands - he changed the way the game was played. The first to combine Survivor with the strategy of a pro-wrestling villain
  • Rupert - Pearl Islands - a sentimental favourite. Picks himself.
  • Shane - Exile Island - the most maniacal player ever
  • Cerie - Exile Island - a brilliant strategist
  • Terry - Exile Island - he played a strong, strong game

Honourable mentions:
Kelly cuckoo! cuckoo! (Borneo) - , Shi-Ann (Thailand), Lex (Africa), Brandon (Africa), Darrah (Pearl Islands), Ryan S (Pearl Islands), Dolly the Sheep Farmer (Vanuatu), Chris (Vanuatu), Gary sshhh don't tell anyone I played football (Guetamala), Lydia (Guetamala), Judd the objectionable (Guatemala), Bruce the sensei (Exile Island)

1 comment:

Lucas said...

Correction - Brian from Thailand was "a manipulative used-car salesman slash PORN actor"